[I can't stop laughing at the ridiculousness of this comparison]
Weight: 57 lbs (!!)
Likes: People, always. New squeaky toys and friends/family who bring bring you presents. Riding in the car. We're not sure you even like the park that much (other dogs are there, the horror!), but you LOVE the car! Having your ears rubbed. When we hold your bone for you (ahem, spoiled).
Dislikes: When we wipe your face with a drool towel. Tiny barking dogs who scare you on our walks. When you try to eat a rock but we take it from you. Getting on the scale at the vet.
Our puppy doesn't seem so puppy-like anymore! He's hovering just under 60lbs, and is taller than a lot of dogs we know. The biting has improved slightly, and his teeth seem to be coming in more and more. The vet said we can get him fixed whenever all his adult teeth come in (so hopefully slightly sooner than 6 months, since he's so big). We took him to a park yesterday morning for a huge (1.5 hour!) walk and he was an angel all day afterwards, so we're learning that LOTS of exercise means less biting.